Buon giorno!

Welcome to First You Steal a Chicken, the best darn cookbook on the World Wide Web. It was created by the Bigioni families of Toronto, Ontario and Civitanova, Marche, and written by comedian (and pasta connoisseur) Danny Acapella.

Home cooking involves having a system where dishes use similar ingredients—so when you buy a bag of carrots, you use them all. And we are happy to share our system with you. Once converted, not only will you be a good cook, but you can also come to our picnic.

We’d like to thank our sponsor, Western Canadian Software, for its financial support, along with our many friends and in-laws who have also contributed to this great work.

P.S. Visit our sister website, Funny You Should Ask (a fun online board game).